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Posted on June 23, 2026 by funbiblestories_hbvqi2
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Welcome to

Fun Bible Stories

The stories they forgot to tell you in Sunday School

Fun Bible Stories Directory

Three Wise Men, More or Less

Baal Is Taking A Dump

Nights of Incest With The Kids

Balaam’s Talking Donkey

Thirteen Tribes of Israel

200 Philistine Foreskins

Carving Up The Concubine

Bible Body Count

Pheckin’ With Pharaoh

Noah Sacrifices All the Animals

Jesus, Demons and 2,000 Pigs

 

Jesus curses a fig tree and it dies

NEW: Jesus Gets Mad At A Fig Tree And Kills It

Virgin Sacrifice

Killer Bears Attack

Judas’s Confusing Death

Rachel’s Menstrual Cycle Saves The Day

Phun Philistine Phacts

Jacob is renamed Israel after wrestling God

NEW: Jacob’s All Night Wrestling Match Get Him A New Name

Ten Commandments

Abraham Traffics Sarah

Jesus Lineage Part 1

Jesus Lineage Part II

Circumcision on the Fly

The Unsavory World of Samson

Book of Job:

Honey I Ate the Kids

The Infancy Gospel of James

Unicorns are Real

The Wicked Bible

The Alternative Acts of Thomas

Thanks Joe 

Ezekiel’s Lurid Sex Lectures

May The Lord Watch (Not!)

1 Enoch: The Watchers

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